It looked nice and all, and it was clever in it’s own long-winded right, but I decided I needed something more concise and catchier–and maybe even a little bit funny. I eventually decided on “Craft Conniptions” with the tagline “having fits of creativity.” But I thought I’d share with you some of the other options I considered.
(Mind you, I was sitting with a dictionary open to the Cs and Ks, rattling these off in a matter of seconds to my mother, who was less than impressed with my genius.)
Calamine Crafts: For when you’re itchin’ to make something. (I already had a preliminary design in the works for this one, in that lovely shade of calamine pink…)
Klepto Crafts: Make stuff so cool it’ll get stolen.
Cannibal Crafts: Yum.
Commodore Craft: Finest Crafts on the Seven Seas (This one was going to feature a picture of me with a cheesy uniform, hat and mustache photoshopped on. I was going to adopt a whole persona.)
….and my personal favorite….
Colon Crafts: You won’t believe the crap you can make!
There were more, but these were my favorites. Hopefully somebody will appreciate my genius.